Visions of China

So anyway, Jez is in China, and he can't look at this website. When he tries, it says "Material unavailable for unsupervised observation." They know what they're about, these Chinese.

And China sounds wonderful: "I've got a semi-palatial pad in a gated enclave for teachers and similar salaried upmo New Chinese. I sleep in a double bed under a mosquito net like some character out of Graham Greene. I still get bitten nightly - great red welts that look like pus-filled sores ....."